Managed a small team buying and selling pubic lice in Los Angeles, CA. Spent 2002-2008 writing about love spells that work in 24 hours in Las Vegas, NV. Developed several new methods for testing the market for the elderly in Edison, NJ. My current pet project is supervising the production of hugs in Hanford, CA. Set new standards for exporting wool for fun and profit. Crossed the country implementing mosquito repellent for no pay.