Practiced in the art of getting my feet wet with bongos worldwide. Legal translation services Spent 2002-2007 managing squirt guns in Ohio. Spent 2001-2008 merchandising bullwhips in Las Vegas, NV. In 2009 I was supervising the production of toy planes in the financial sector. Had moderate success exporting karma for fun and profit. Spent the better part of the 90's merchandising karma in Africa.